Obit for Your Favorite Character: Write an obituary for your favorite fictional character (literary, television, etc) including how the death occurred.
Lara Croft met her untimely end yesterday afternoon. Croft was known for her worldwide adventures, her mastery in hand-to-hand combat, and her witty one-liners.
Croft died due to complications from a poisonous spear, a rampaging T-Rex, or a giant snake, depending on when you failed to hit the $#%&ing up button in time.
Lara Croft is survived by a goofy sidekick, a team of graphic designers, and a whole legion of sexually frustrated teenagers.
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