1. "It IS snowing. How pretty." 2. "Great. Another day of shoveling driveways, swerving around the road, and potentially having to cancel plans. Not exactly my idea of a winter wonderland." 3. "It's January! To paraphrase Chris Rock: that's what's supposed to be happening in this region of the world, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!"
LET ME PAINT A PICTURE FOR YOU REAL QUICK: I'm in Home Depot with my husband, getting planks of wood for a basement project. Both of us are dressed in a way that says we've just woken up, we're planning to go to the gym, or we've given up on life (why not all three?).… Continue reading A Case of Mistaken Child Bride Identity