Three Thoughts When People Post “It’s Snowing!” on Facebook in January.

1. “It IS snowing.  How pretty.”

2. “Great.  Another day of shoveling driveways, swerving around the road, and potentially having to cancel plans.  Not exactly my idea of a winter wonderland.”

3. “It’s January!  To paraphrase Chris Rock: that’s what’s supposed to be happening in this region of the world, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”